Two Old Goats Essential Lotion 8oz with Upside-Down Holder — Fast-Absorbing, Six Essential Oils

Two Old Goats Essential Lotion 8oz is a topical, essential-oil–infused lotion packaged with an upside-down holder for convenient, controlled application to sore joints and muscles.

This 8-ounce lotion blends six essential oils in a fast-absorbing base and ships with a stand that stores the bottle upside down so product is always ready at the opening. Formulated for topical use, the lotion is intended to help manage surface discomfort associated with swelling, overuse, or everyday aches from activity. The pump-friendly bottle and included holder make it easy to dispense a measured amount directly onto knees, hands, back, or shoulders without fumbling or tipping a bottle.

How should I use this lotion for sore knees or hands?

Apply a small amount to clean, dry skin and gently rub in until absorbed. Use more or less based on comfort; repeat as needed throughout the day. Avoid broken skin and keep away from eyes.

• Pump one to two pea-sized doses onto affected area.
• Massage in circular motions for 20–30 seconds for even coverage.
• Wash hands after application unless treating the hands directly.
• Store bottle in the included upside-down holder for quick dispensing.

What are the ingredients and scent profile?

The formula highlights a blend of six essential oils combined with a lotion base designed for topical use. The scent is herbal and warming rather than medicinal, created by the essential oil mix to offer a pleasant aromatic experience during application.

• Contains a six–essential-oil blend for fragrance and topical effect.
• Lotion base absorbs quickly without heavy residue.
• Made in the USA under standard cosmetic manufacturing practices.
• Free of medical claims; intended for external use.

Why does the bottle come with an upside-down holder?

The included holder keeps the bottle inverted so product pools near the pump, making the last ounces easy to access and reducing waste. It also provides a stable base on counters or shelves and helps with one-handed dispensing when you’re busy or have limited mobility.

• Holds the 8oz bottle securely upside down for immediate access.
• Minimizes shaking or tapping to prime the pump.
• Compact footprint fits bathroom counters and bedside tables.
• Makes single-handed pumping easier for people with limited grip strength.

How should I store and care for the lotion?

Keep the lotion in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to preserve the essential oils. Use the holder for storage and ensure the pump is closed between uses to prevent spills and maintain freshness.

• Store upright in the provided upside-down holder when not in use.
• Avoid prolonged exposure to heat or direct sun.
• Keep out of reach of children and pets.
• Check the label for any allergen notes before first use.

Who is this for: Two Old Goats Essential Lotion 8oz is suited for people who prefer natural-feeling topical care, want a pump lotion that’s easy to dispense, or need a portable option to address regular surface discomfort from activity, stiffness, or focal swelling. It’s also a convenient choice for caregivers who want a simple, no-fuss dispenser with an upside-down holder for quick access.

Product highlights:

• 8-ounce lotion made in the USA.
• Formulated with six essential oils in a fast-absorbing base.
• Comes with an upside-down bottle holder for convenient dispensing.
• Designed for topical application to knees, back, hands, and other sore areas.